Stress Reliever #1

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Stress Reliever #2

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
Troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries
Nor troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Stress Reliever # 3

Father to son
After exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

Stress Reliever # 4

Interviewer to
Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success?
As a millionaire to?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my
Wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.


What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

Stress Reliever # 5

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Stress Reliever # 6

A wife asked her husband: What do
You like most in me -
My pretty face or my body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
I like your sense of humor.